Got this great idea for a TV show. You do stuff like make a cake, or build a wall, whatever. Something cretinously easy that takes no skill whatsoever. I mean, how hard can it be to make a cake? So, anyway, you make your cake, but then, here's the good bit, we turn you into a master cake-maker. We throw money at you to promote your cake making skills. And you become a big deal on the cake making circuit. I'll take 80% of what you make, cake and all.